And call me Jared, please, but I've written as J. W. Barlament for a minute now so that's what the website's called. I'm an author, blogger, and general writer of whatever I can whenever I can find the time. Also a third-year undergraduate at Columbia University studying archaeology and philosophy. There was always going to be a catch. Scroll below to see some recent projects I made or was involved in; read something easy and relax your eyes and stay a while.